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Some of it IS funny.

Pound for Pound

Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
A: Nipples

Как старается! Собачки хотят общаться на нашем языке.

The next question for people who had answered "Yes" to the previous question, was "Why?"

The man answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”

Забавно.

Не... это непознанное... невозможно представить, как работает мозг тех, кто это придумал и тех, кто ссылается на первоисточник...

Прагматики, тем более в одноименной теме, не могут быть болтливами по определению... Толочь воду в ступе, чесать язык, долбить клаву - не практично...

This is hilarious!!!

Кого????

Полезное предложение. Как всегда, жду исходный код со стороны предложившего.

How very true!